so fuckin gay i puke rainbows.

sir.excuse me, yes you. you have the most gorgeous eyes. i could lose myself lookin into those pretty browns."
does not mean i wanna see you wit your clothes off.
a compliment is jus that a compliment.
i may even think yer cute. IT DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO LAY YOU!
if i say i wanna chill.
shit i prolly jus wanna smoke a blunt an talk about life.
because i really do jus wanna be yer friend.
knowin me, i'm jess trynna lay yer sister.
so please don't miss understand me sayin:
"yer smile is the best i've ever seen." or
"damm can i wash my jeans on them abs?!"
or even one i say often "yer hawt i'd make out wit you"
jus no touchin below the waist an if u start gettin to into it
ugh okay we're through.
that's jus me
i'm extra fuckin friendly.
so this is a disclaimer for the guys i know, the guys i will know an the guys i jus met.
I AM 100% PURE LESBIAN.
i'm jus as in love wit the nah-na as you are.
maybe even more, shittt
i prolly even f****d yer bitch.
yea thats me the new taste on her lips.
so please don't get yer bubble burst thinkin u about ta smash.
imma look at you stupid an simply laugh.
I DO NOT WANT YER PENIS SIR.
even when i HAD it i didn't WANT it.
i'm so fuckin gay i puke rainbows.